Hey, Zombies Need Price Adjustments, Too

Seldom does the day go by working at the Boutique when I am not at some point exposed to the crass decay of humanity and the flourish of mental stagnancy fast replacing rudimentary scrutiny and even the scantest of objective dilligence as the norm in our world today.

Whether it's the intersection of stubborn determination and absolute incomprehension:

Desperate adherence to the indulgence of the first stage of the grieving process (denial):

Or the paths of logic of some which remain beyond explanation to the cogent world:

Those seeking a voyeuristically lobotomizing experience need look no further than their nearest big box retailer.

If this is what can be expected of the baby-boom and post-boom generations at the zenith of their maturity, then...well, like Sonny Bono said in his famous last words, "It's all downhill from here".

Don't forget to take your Lithium and your Ritalin, kids!

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